01 / THE SUSPECT
Hand over the evidence.
Upload a clear photo of your pet. A straight-on shot works best. Bonus points for the guilty face.
FINE-ART PORTRAITS FOR REPEAT OFFENDERS
Good pet.Bad record.
The evidence is everywhere. Turn your pet’s photo into a painterly mugshot, add their most notorious offenses, and give the little criminal a permanent place on your wall.
- 1 mugshot.We’ll handle the booking.
- 3 charges max.You know what they did.
- 0 remorse.Just look at that face.
fine offender.
01 Custom pet mugshot portraits02 Personalized names and charges03 Digital downloads, posters & framed prints04 Free shareable mugshot pages
FROM MISCHIEF TO MASTERPIECE
The booking process.
Surprisingly painless.
No interrogation lamp required.
Just a photo and a few incriminating details.
02 / THE RAP SHEET
Tell us what they did.
Sock theft? Aggravated begging? Build a charge sheet that could only belong to your pet.
03 / THE MASTERPIECE
Make mischief into art.
Choose your art direction and see the case come together. A serious portrait of a very unserious criminal.
THE USUAL SUSPECTS
A little mischief.
A very fine collection.
Expressive brushwork. A softer palette.
Every little misdemeanor, beautifully on display.
THE PORTRAIT COLLECTION / SAMPLE ART
MADE FOR YOUR PET. DESIGNED FOR YOUR HOME.
For the wall.
And the story
behind it.
A considered palette. A beautifully composed portrait. Their name, charges, and complete lack of remorse, all on the record. Art with enough character to hold its own in your home.
01 / EXPRESSIVE PAINTERLY DETAIL02 / A QUIETER, CONSIDERED PALETTE03 / THEIR STORY IN EVERY DETAIL
Framed views are styling concepts. Framing and purchasing are not available in this preview.
NOT YOUR AVERAGE PET PORTRAIT
They're one of a kind.
Their portrait should be, too.
The floppy ear. The side eye. The absolute audacity. We believe the best portraits capture a personality, not just a face.
That’s why you pick the charges, set the mood, and make every little detail theirs. A little irreverent. Ridiculously personal.
LET'S CLEAR A FEW THINGS UP
Good questions.
No bad pets.
Everything you need before
you turn them in.
How do I make my pet's portrait?+
Start with “Book your pet,” add their name and a clear photo, choose their most notorious crimes, and pick your art direction. You can explore the design with a sample suspect first.
What kind of photo should I upload?+
A sharp, well-lit photo with your pet's face and ears fully visible works best. Take it at their eye level, ideally facing the camera. JPG, PNG, and WebP files up to 10 MB are supported.
Can I write my own charges?+
Absolutely. Pick from our rap sheet or add your own. Choose three different short charges—the more specific to your pet, the better.
Will it actually look like my pet?+
The final portrait is intended to use your photo as its visual reference, preserving distinctive features while creating the mugshot scene. In this studio preview, your original photo appears in the layout so you can check the design.
Can I order a portrait right now?+
This is the studio preview. You can build a case file and download a layout proof. Live AI portrait generation and checkout are not connected yet, so no payment is collected.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID.
Let's make it
official.
No actual pets were arrested in the making of this website.